Gawker points us to a clip from TMZ’s new TV show, (creatively titled, “TMZ On TV”), featuring the pride of Latin backsides, Vida Guerra. (And P.S., haters, they didn’t know who the fuck she was, either.) Apparently, in addition to having the most enviable pompis in all the world, Vida is also smart enough to hand over the car keys after a night of thowing too many cocktails down her pie hole. TMZ was surprised, but as Vida put it:

Just because I’m a sex symbol and I take sexy pictures, doesn’t define the person that I am. [Ed. Note: Except it sounded more like, ‘Shush becaush I’m a shex shymbol and I take shexshy pic-sherz, dushn’t define the pershen that I yam.’]

That may be true, but it is her ass that defines Latinos. And they can never take that away from us.

TMZ TV: Vida Guerra Responsible, Racktastic [Gawker]
Earlier: Vida Guerra Won’t Show Her Ass For Money But You Can See It For Free