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Topo Gigo: Our Favorite Orgasmic Little Mouse

Browsing YouTube we came across this old video of “Topo Gigo”. A nightly show about an Argentinean mouse and his human co-host Raulito who would sing to us and put us to sleep. At first we became nostalgic to watch this television bite from our past, but that was quickly followed by shock. You see, now that we are old and perverted we can’t help but notice that “Topo Gigo” sounds like he is masturbating his little mouse penis, and is about to come. You don’t believe us? Click the video above and tell us if its not true.

How dare you pollute our dearest child memories saying such a thing, that’s a new low even for guanabee, come on people, this character means a lot to every latino (even in his reappearance with “xuxa” which was totally hot no matter what age we were)

Posted by cheve | September 21, 2007

MORONS!!!!!!!
Topo GIGIO is italian you idiots…

He was on ED Sullivan’s even before appearing on latin america…..

Stop living up to the steroetype and check your facts

Posted by Vlad8a | September 23, 2007

Argentinians, Italians, whatever; the point is Topo Gigio is touching his little mouse penis.

Posted by carnitas | September 24, 2007

WTH….Ok u ppl r fkn crazy …. I can’t believe u guys wrote that about him masturbating his little mouse penis… I almost had a heart attack here laughing at work after reading that :-) …who ever wrote that needs to holla at me.. I could use more laughs ;-)

Posted by MuneKita BoNita | September 26, 2007

total blasphemy!!!!!!!

Posted by mare squared | September 26, 2007

It’s absurd, anyway. Mice don’t have penises. They reproduce by splitting apart, like worms - that’s why you never see any large mice, because they split apart.

Posted by Ashley Pomeroy | November 14, 2008

they split apart? WTF? What school did you go to Ashley Pendeja Pomeroy?

Posted by lissy | November 14, 2008