On Monday, we got a little reminder in our inbox about the season premiere of Ugly Betty that will air this Thursday on ABC. We were given an entire synopsis of what to expect from America’s #1 show. The new season is headlined, “How Betty Got Her Grieve Back.” First of all, can we stop using the whole “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” line, please?! Plus, her groove (boyfriend) turned out to be gay! Moving on, the summary starts off like this:

“How Betty Got Her Grieve Back”- Betty’s life is in chaos after a series of very unfortunate events, but despite all that’s happened, she’s still in denial about one thing — how much Henry’s departure has affected her. Meanwhile, [Ed. Note: yadda yadda…]

Perhaps the reason Betty’s life is so chaotic is cuz she’s busy suing Glamour magazine for making her look A LOT skinnier than she really is in real life? How do you expect the show to be realistic about the fact that Betty is from Queens, people, if she doesn’t have some meat on those bones?!

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