• U.S. demand is partly to blame for illegal adoption rackets in Guatemala. Hollywood sends Brangelina down there to sort things out. [Time]
• The cards on Salma Hayek’s baby shower gifts are made out to “Valentina.” When boys start ogling the poor girl’s chest at age nine, she’ll have no one to thank but her mother. [Us Magazine]
• Jessica Alba gets back together with the assistant of the guy who directed both “Fantastic Four” movies. We knew our girl had high standards. [TMZ]
• The U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce says the buying power of Latinos in the States will exceed the GDP of Canada and Mexico by 2010. Does that mean we’ll be able to buy each? [Hispanic Business]
• Butterscotch Pony Update: Owen Wilson’s character in “The Darjeeling Limited” plowed his motorcycle into a hill on purpose. The phrase ‘art imitating life’ will never again enjoy such overuse. [Time]