• Ricky Martin to be the recipient of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He probably doesn’t know there isn’t a West Hollywood extension. [USA Today]
• The White House released a study that Latino youth consumes more drugs than their black and white peers. We have no proof, but we suspect Reggaeton has something to do with it. [AP]
• “Good Luck Chuck” doesn’t fair too well with audiences. Didn’t you see “Fools Rush In” when the gringo knocks up the Latina? Instant classic. See Jessica, denying us was the wrong move. [E! Online]
• Fresno City Council gives a thumbs-up to nuclear power plant testing because they think farm workers don’t have enough crap to worry about. [Fresno Bee]
• Tourism group in Milwaukee wants to ‘Bronze the Fonz’. Somebody is obviously wasted in Milwaukee. [Yahoo]