•Scientists in New York have discovered a plentiful source of stem cells: human testicles. Now we don’t have to worry about losing too many brain cells, although the substitute might be a little smelly. [NY Daily News]
• Fewer Blacks are joining the army as the number of Latinos recruits is rising. We can always open back ‘the wall’ if the reserves are running too low. [News America Media]
• “Grindhouse” film director Robert Rodriguez proposed to adulterous girlfriend Rose McGowan. We hear the dildo replacement feature on her leg prosthetic sealed the deal.[Lossip]
• Cheech Marin and Carlos Mencia will open this year’s “Hispanic Heritage Month” slew of events with a comedic performance. We know we will be laughing half of the time. [Hispanic Business]
• “Don’t tase me bro!” is the most popular phrase in the Internet this week. We hear its sprouting a whole new economy of goodies: watch out for the next “Don’t tase me bro” taser. [Wired Blog Network]