Watchando: Today, We Must Never Forget (That TV Execs Spew Bullshit)

• The NBC president (seen here as a Simpson) who bought the rights for telenovela “Sin Tetas, No Hay Paraíso” supports “bringing brains back into the mainstream.” As long as they have nice tits. [Vulture]
• Coldplay’s upcoming, Hispanic-themed album will be no longer than 42 minutes or 9 songs. We knew there was a catch. [Coldplay]
• Five Latina caretakers sue a daycare center cuz their boss there associated Hispanic culture with nothing but booze- and coos-hounding. Wait, is that not the case? [Santa Fe New Mexican]
• A Texas columnist suggests Osama Bin Laden is “looking for chicks,” and that’s why he dyed his beard for his latest taped messages to the U.S. [Austin-American Statesman]
• A bill is in the works that would give green cards to families that survived the 11 undocumented workers who died on 9/11. Can’t wait til the Minute Men get wind of this one. [Vivir Latino]