WednesdaySeptember192007

Watchando: Meet Penelope Cruz's Asymmetrical-Breasted Cousin

newpc.jpg • A very scary man analyzes Penelope Cruz’s cousin’s boobs. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Cycle nine (what happened to seasons?) of “America’s Next Top Model” premieres tonight and we don’t see any Latinas on the roster. Guess we’re out of style. [CW TV]
• Britney Spears is undergoing random drug tests to prove she can still be a mommy. Sean Preston’s hoping she fails it. [E! Online]
• Angelenos spend 72 extra hours a year stuck in traffic. That’s a lot of time for roadhead. [Daily News]
• Reggaetonero Don Omar was arrested for skipping out on a show in Bolivia and keeping $70K. Hear that? Reggaeton just lost the last of the few fans it had left. [Vivir Latino]

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Cycle nine (what happened to seasons?)

You’ve never lived with women and started “syncing” together, have you?

Some of that Don Omar money should be going to my friend. His camp owes her $14,000.00 for costume designs she did for his stage shows.

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