Watchando: Who’re the English Gonna Get To Play A Frumpy Penelope Cruz?

• Pedro Almodóvar approves of a historic London theater’s take on his classic, “All About My Mother.” P.S. 46’s adaptation in Flint, Michigan? Not so much. [Lossip]
• Please don’t vote for “The Most Attractive Latino or Latina” from a list of candidates including Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, Enrique Iglesias and Eva Longoria. It’ll only encourage them. [Latin Gossip]
• Demand for human remains by black magic cultists prompts nightly robberies of the Venezuelan capital’s largest cemetery. Hugo Chávez reinstates zombie vengeance. [LA Times]
• Univisión postpones its Spanish-language Republican debate, citing “scheduling conflicts.” Those invited breathe a collective sigh of relief. [Houston Chronicle]
• Producers ask Justin Timberlake to change the title of “Dick in a Box” for his and Andy Samberg’s performance of the song at the Emmys. God forbid network viewers get an earful of cock. [Star]