Watchando: You Don’t F***ing Mess Wit Da J Lo, Meinh.

• J Lo’s ex has to pay her half a million dollars for blackmailing her with the threat of a tell-all. Bet he wishes he hadn’t done that. [TMZ]
• Pavarotti died. Don’t put him on the cover of Glamour or they might photoshop him. [Time]
• Though we normally don’t approve of veggie tacos, Austin is the kind of place with so many good ones, they can have a contest. [Austinist]
• Downtown Miami’s new logo might not have any O’s. There’s a therapy for that. [Miami Herald]
• Sometimes when you’re selling pot, you shouldn’t shout it out your window across campus. [Fox]
• Hispanics push Texas to #1 in uninsured residents. We’re so proud. [Hispanic Business]