America Is Hiding Her Ass From You Dirty People
Our girl America Ferrera who keeps it so real she is still living in a common apartment with a common window unit facing the common street is being forced by her network execs to accept the fact that she is so much better than that:
Ugly Betty star America Ferrera was forced to move out of her Hollywood home, after network bosses ruled she was at risk to stalkers.
I.e. woman, you are one Honduran who is worth more to us alive than dead. Mark your calendars, people. This may be the first time in history someone has ever said that.
America Ferrera Moves Out Of House Over Security Fears [The Post Chronicle]
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It was meeee!
Posted by carnitas | October 17, 2007
“I.e. woman, you are one Honduran who is worth more to us alive than dead.”
dude, i’m offended and i’m not even hondurena!
Posted by MM | October 17, 2007
rotten neighbor, anyone?
seriously, AF was on the view a few weeks ago and she noted how she sold stuff on Craigslist even after she was on UB. i love how she’s real and stuff, but disney wasn’t going to let this cash cow (no disrepect) get stalked. i mean, they made donald duck move out of park la brea after he was stalked also.
that and the dead hookers.
Posted by el smrtmnky | October 17, 2007
@MM: Can I remind you of the, er, sincere comment ABC’s President (and one of America’s bosses, save the shareholders, etc.) made?
When will we ever learn that you’re protected when you’re a valuable asset. We’ll AF’ll fit the bill: until Betty’s is forced to jump the shark.
@ el smrtmkny: dead hookers? At the Park La Brea? I’m SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I tell you! Are Patrick Bateman’s primos pelados living in the neighborhood now?
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 17, 2007
she lived in park la brea?? I used to work right there and let me tell you, good thing she did. that place looks like tenements decorated by disney.
Posted by mm | October 18, 2007