Amy Winehouse: Kind Of A Chola, No?
If last weekends’ costume parties were any indication, we’re going to be up to our eyeliner in Amy Winehouses this Halloween. That’s fine by us; we love Amy. She’s talented, crazy and knows where to get the good stuff. But, as we were deep into our third straight hour of contemplating the engineering behind Ms. Winehouse’s beehive, we realized something. Her hair is capable of cognizant reasoning. Also, Amy Winehouse? Kind of a chola.
Let’s investigate: She wears tons of eyeliner, heavy hoop earrings, hairstyles that test the boundaries of human comprehension and wifebeaters and she speaks in a barely decipherable accent. Plus she’s missing teeth! If that’s not cred, we’re not sure what is.
Amy, you can airbrush our acrylics any day.
Earlier: What Are You Guanabee For Halloween?
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I’m convinced La Amy hides her heroine needles in that beehive…
Posted by pocachica | October 31, 2007
Let’s see, you sleep with the chola on the right, you risk getting a beat down—from her. You sleep with Amy Winehouse, you wake up smelling of piss leaning up against a dumpster. With an STD. And possibly stabbed.
Advantage: chola
Posted by Churrasco | October 31, 2007
@Churrasco: ahahahahaha
Posted by carnitas | October 31, 2007
@ Churrasco: Are you insinuating this is a bad way to wake up?
Posted by ...dijo Alex | October 31, 2007
@…dijo Alex: It depends on how many STDs you already have and how well your blood clots.
Posted by Churrasco | October 31, 2007
That’s quite the resemblance…
Posted by Dan | October 31, 2007
er…cholas actually eat. And Amy is more Spock-rocker than chola.
To give Amy credit, though, at least she re-appropriates old music to make hers passable. Cholas just keep listening to the same ‘oldies’.
The score: even. One set of complications for another.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 31, 2007
If I ever hear of a switchblade being stashed in that beehive hair, then I’ll know Amy is pura chola.
Posted by Latin_Princess | October 31, 2007
@latin_princess: the only place she’s stashing her switchblade is into the heart of her on again/off again boyfriend.
Posted by el smrtmnky | November 01, 2007