Amy Winehouse: Kind Of A Chola, No?
31 October 2007, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
If last weekends’ costume parties were any indication, we’re going to be up to our eyeliner in Amy Winehouses this Halloween. That’s fine by us; we love Amy. She’s talented, crazy and knows where to get the good stuff. But, as we were deep into our third straight hour of contemplating the engineering behind Ms. Winehouse’s beehive, we realized something. Her hair is capable of cognizant reasoning. Also, Amy Winehouse? Kind of a chola.
Let’s investigate: She wears tons of eyeliner, heavy hoop earrings, hairstyles that test the boundaries of human comprehension and wifebeaters and she speaks in a barely decipherable accent. Plus she’s missing teeth! If that’s not cred, we’re not sure what is.
Amy, you can airbrush our acrylics any day.
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I’m convinced La Amy hides her heroine needles in that beehive…
Let’s see, you sleep with the chola on the right, you risk getting a beat down—from her. You sleep with Amy Winehouse, you wake up smelling of piss leaning up against a dumpster. With an STD. And possibly stabbed.
Advantage: chola
@Churrasco: ahahahahaha
@ Churrasco: Are you insinuating this is a bad way to wake up?
@…dijo Alex: It depends on how many STDs you already have and how well your blood clots.
That’s quite the resemblance…
er…cholas actually eat. And Amy is more Spock-rocker than chola.
To give Amy credit, though, at least she re-appropriates old music to make hers passable. Cholas just keep listening to the same ‘oldies’.
The score: even. One set of complications for another.
If I ever hear of a switchblade being stashed in that beehive hair, then I’ll know Amy is pura chola.
@latin_princess: the only place she’s stashing her switchblade is into the heart of her on again/off again boyfriend.