Ann Coulter And Guanabee No Longer An Item
As some of you have pointed out, columnist Ann Coulter’s right-wing propaganda has been spotted lurking in the corners of Guanabee lately. (Thanks, Google ads!) After furiously rummaging through the site to apprehend her, we are happy to announce we have put a plan in motion that should stop her terrifying image from randomly popping up on your screen by sometime in the next four hours or so. (And no, it wasn’t a Halloween gag, although, that would have been really clever of us.)
As we pushed the final button that sent Coulter into exile, we couldn’t help but wonder why people hate her so much. Of course, after about a millisecond of introspection and almost no research, we found many reasons: Besides the fact that she uses Jesus, (the nice one with the beard and the long hair), to justify her frivolous treatment of others, that she hates on the New York Times (unlike when we do it out of love), that she hates ALL Latinos and by association, Morrissey and that she is Satan, she is also a dirty bag who does not shower. Which pretty much clinches it for us. Anything you’d like to add?
Ann Coulter [Wikipedia]
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ummmm…she uses chicken tendons as floss.
Posted by carnitas | October 11, 2007
She’s almost as homophobic as Bill O’Reilly?
Posted by Bosrican | October 11, 2007
she hasn’t fixed her hair since 1996.
she insulted a deceased woman right in the middle of her memorial.
she actually linked Christianity to the nazi party and said the church was partly to blame for the Holocaust.. not Hitler, who I’m sure is her great-grandfather.
Posted by latin princess | October 11, 2007
homegirl’s on record as saying her favorite rock band is the (shudder!) grateful dead. banish her forever.
Posted by jm | October 11, 2007
um..she eats babies for fun?
Posted by mm | October 11, 2007
@mm: you mean she eats babies. Right?
Posted by Tromelio | October 11, 2007
The more her name is mentioned, the more ads keep poppin’ up on Guanabee! Just stop mentioning the bruja by name!
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 11, 2007
Her new shtick is that women, and particularly single women, should not have the right to vote. So, you know, there’s that.
Posted by fulanita | October 11, 2007
She just called jews imperfect, used a Seinfeld episode to prove it…..Amazing…..
http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003657196
Posted by eatingraoul | October 11, 2007
Let’s see: not only is she a flow of bigotry and misinformation, she does little to hide her disdain. With such titles as How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) and If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans she adds to the festering hate and divisiveness that plague us all. Petty hating might be in vogue, but the propaganda she spews is sinister.
Posted by *~.:La emperatriz:.~* | October 11, 2007
Adam’s apple FTW!
Oh, and she’s the single most shameless propagandist since Goebbels.
Posted by soxfan | October 11, 2007
How about when she accused the 9/11 widows of acting as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them? A personal fave of mine.
Posted by La Cindy | October 11, 2007
Yeah, those are the Jersey Girls. Nobody fucks with the Jersey Girls
Posted by carnitas | October 11, 2007
Bruja, don’t you hate on the jews. I wish you rocks in your beans.
Posted by Daniel Mauser | October 11, 2007
Ann Coulter is la verdadera FIRECROTCH!! ewwwww
Posted by gatita79 | October 11, 2007
@soxfan :
actually that’s P*r*z H*lt*n
Posted by el smrtmnky | October 11, 2007
@el smrtmnky: NAILED IT!!
@soxfan: you are still a bunch of rabid whiny BITCHES - a real oxymoron.
Posted by Yankee Fan | October 11, 2007
Hmmm… I don’t hate Ann Coulter as much as I hate it when she’s referred to as “political journalist.”
Insult comic would be a lot more fitting.
Posted by Marco | October 11, 2007