Ann Coulter And Guanabee No Longer An Item
11 October 2007, 3:05 PM. By Daniel Mauser
As some of you have pointed out, columnist Ann Coulter’s right-wing propaganda has been spotted lurking in the corners of Guanabee lately. (Thanks, Google ads!) After furiously rummaging through the site to apprehend her, we are happy to announce we have put a plan in motion that should stop her terrifying image from randomly popping up on your screen by sometime in the next four hours or so. (And no, it wasn’t a Halloween gag, although, that would have been really clever of us.)
As we pushed the final button that sent Coulter into exile, we couldn’t help but wonder why people hate her so much. Of course, after about a millisecond of introspection and almost no research, we found many reasons: Besides the fact that she uses Jesus, (the nice one with the beard and the long hair), to justify her frivolous treatment of others, that she hates on the New York Times (unlike when we do it out of love), that she hates ALL Latinos and by association, Morrissey and that she is Satan, she is also a dirty bag who does not shower. Which pretty much clinches it for us. Anything you’d like to add?
Ann Coulter [Wikipedia]
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ummmm…she uses chicken tendons as floss.
She’s almost as homophobic as Bill O’Reilly?
she hasn’t fixed her hair since 1996.
she insulted a deceased woman right in the middle of her memorial.
she actually linked Christianity to the nazi party and said the church was partly to blame for the Holocaust.. not Hitler, who I’m sure is her great-grandfather.
homegirl’s on record as saying her favorite rock band is the (shudder!) grateful dead. banish her forever.
um..she eats babies for fun?
@mm: you mean she eats babies. Right?
The more her name is mentioned, the more ads keep poppin’ up on Guanabee! Just stop mentioning the bruja by name!
Her new shtick is that women, and particularly single women, should not have the right to vote. So, you know, there’s that.
She just called jews imperfect, used a Seinfeld episode to prove it…..Amazing…..
http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003657196
Let’s see: not only is she a flow of bigotry and misinformation, she does little to hide her disdain. With such titles as How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) and If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans she adds to the festering hate and divisiveness that plague us all. Petty hating might be in vogue, but the propaganda she spews is sinister.
Adam’s apple FTW!
Oh, and she’s the single most shameless propagandist since Goebbels.
How about when she accused the 9/11 widows of acting as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them? A personal fave of mine.
Yeah, those are the Jersey Girls. Nobody fucks with the Jersey Girls
Bruja, don’t you hate on the jews. I wish you rocks in your beans.
Ann Coulter is la verdadera FIRECROTCH!! ewwwww
@soxfan :
actually that’s P*r*z H*lt*n
@el smrtmnky: NAILED IT!!
@soxfan: you are still a bunch of rabid whiny BITCHES - a real oxymoron.
Hmmm… I don’t hate Ann Coulter as much as I hate it when she’s referred to as “political journalist.”
Insult comic would be a lot more fitting.