While perusing the Southern California Craigslist “rants & raves” boards in an effort to find out what “the people” are going through during this state of emergency declared by Governor Chacherneggar, we found not everyone is upset by the impending doom of burning estates and charred silicone:

MALIBU! BURN BABY BURN!

Date: 2007-10-22, 8:07AM PDT

FOR SOME REASON THE MALIBU FIRE SEEMS LIKE POET JUSTICE WRATHED UPON ONE OF THE SCUMMIEST AND RICHEST NEIGHBORHOODS FILLED WITH THE MOST SELLFISH ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET. FUCK EM! THEY ALL HAVE INSURANCE.

Mel Gibson, Brittany Speers, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Charlie Sheen, Dorathy Lucy [sic].

We understand Mel and Brittany, but a natural wonder like Brad Pitt should be protected by federal law, Charlie Sheen is keeping half the hookers in Hollywood in high heels…and poor Dorothy Lucy, entertainment reporter for “Good Day L.A.,” life must be hard enough as it is. And Madge??? Lock this joker up for treason.

MALIBU! BURN BABY BURN! [Craigslist]
Earlier: California Is Experiencing Armageddon