No speak English? Earl Stewart, the owner of a South Florida car dealership, has the answer for you. Stewart began running Spanish advertisements on English networks (because we guess the kiddie-jumpers weren’t working anymore) and now “English-only” advocates are up-in-arms. The advertisements were inspired by Stewart’s dealership gimmick in which he allows customers to make direct calls to his cell phone via red telephones on his sales lot. Unfortunately, his Spanish-speaking customers would always be S.O.L. because Stewart isn’t bilingual (unless you consider hours of rehearsal and cue cards as fluent). Now he’s got the gringos pissed, the brownies as his friends, and he’s tripled his business. Our recommendation: watch out for crazy-eyed veterans Mr. Stewart.

Spanish ads on U.S. English TV stations [World Net Daily]
Video [YouTube]