Designer Roberto Cavalli Confirms Jennifer Lopez Is With Child, Continues Tradition Of Being Tackiest Man Alive
31 October 2007, 9:00 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli officially confirmed to People Magazine that singerish, actress-like famous person Jennifer Lopez is, in fact, pregnant.
“It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger. Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. “
Oh, bitch, you had better clutch tight to your silky leopard-print cravat. Because if La Lopez did not explicitly grant you permission to discuss the state of her ovaries or if she just happens to be retaining a little bit of extra mofongo, you can most certainly expect things to get complicated. Nene, por Dios, are you not aware this is the one night of the year Marc Anthony is allowed to roam the streets in search of his next meal?
Roberto Cavalli: How I Designed for J.Lo’s Pregnancy [People Magazine]
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Twins. Damn.
How long before her ass reaches critical mass and goes supernova? I’m thinking halfway through the third trimester, we’re in for Armageddon. Call Bruce Willis and Ben Aff… oh, wait.
After reading that article I vomited in my mouth a little bit. Yuck.
Who knows what kind of nastiness is brewing in J Lo’s crotch - and her baby has to squeeze through that garbage disposal. Double yuck.