Tex-Mex’ bastard cousin, Chipotle Mexican “Grill”, is giving away free burritos on Halloween from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. The caveat? You have to cover your fat ass in tin foil and dress as one. According to the Detroit Free Press:

In the annual promotional event, people have wrapped themselves in blankets and have worn aluminum foil hats to grill locations. Some have even purchased thermal blankets to receive a free burrito — or burritos depending on the number of locations visited.

Um, thermal blankets? I guess they’ll need something to sit on to soothe the fecal urgency that will no doubt ensue.

Dressing up can score you a free burrito today [Detroit Free Press]
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