We give props where props are due and el smrtmnky has been outdoing himself this week again in the clever, clever department. If this brings up some unresolved competitive feelings for you, feel free to vent them below, beeotch. Some highlights from his repetoire:

• RE: Predators Without Borders: Writer Miguel Diaz’s China Syndrome

  how do you say ‘restraining order’ in mandarin?

• RE: Covering The Coverage: Love In The Time Of Cholera To Turn Colombia Into Middle Earth

  if this brings about more magical realism in our lives (i.e. really good blow), i’m fine with this.

• Re: This Is Mean, This Is Mean, But We Can’t Help It.

  my friends and i have a saying: there’s a rollercoaster to hell and sometimes you just have to strap yourself and just say, “whee!”

• Re: Catholics: Pope JPII Appeared In This Fire, You Guys

  Hawt


Thanks for doing it to us, again, Smrtmnky, you dirty chango.