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Having Solved All The Crimes In The World, The FBI Now Turns To Noelia's Chocha

The chocharama continues. Noelia’s father-of-the-year Topy Mamery, in yet another act of paternal love, has surrendered a copy of Noelia’s video (the one released on the internet this summer featuring her engaging in sex acts both frontal and backal) to the FBI for investigation. He hopes the FBI will be able to determine whether Jorge Reynoso, the alleged distributor of the video, committed a criminal act by posting the video online. Mamery, presumably with a straight face, said:

As a responsible citizen and Noelia’s father it was my duty to surrender all the evidence and information to the authorities, and allow them to process it if they deem so necessary.

We’re sure the able hands of the FBI will “process” that tape with due diligence. Ewwww.

En manos del FBI vídeo de Noelia [El Nuevo Dia]
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Is Chochagate appropriate, considering that Vane Hudgens’ chocha is also out for all to “process”?

Posted by Diego | October 18, 2007

@Diego: I am with you man Chochagate sounds more appropriate. Although Chochathon says neverending.

Posted by carnitas | October 18, 2007

uh…which this is.

Posted by ella | October 18, 2007

Chocathons end after 26 miles, or something like that…so why not a permanent space in guanabee that can be called ‘Chochalandia’?.

Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 18, 2007

vagina…its a vagina.
saludos.

Posted by chavela | October 18, 2007

Vagina, eh. too common. How about panocha?

Posted by Diego | October 19, 2007

@Diego: Too Mexican…and Central American.

@chavela: well, um…yes…but it’s so…scientific. When was the last time you heard a Latina refer to her vagina in colloquial spanish outside a medical clinic?

Let us concentrate on usage here!

But on to the topic: who’s really winning in all of this, the Feds or Chochelia?

Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 19, 2007

Oh my God it started all over again!

Posted by Billy Clinton | October 25, 2007

Is there a tape of Yolandita with Chochelias former boyfriend?

Posted by Tony Sanchez- Gangster | October 25, 2007