Having Solved All The Crimes In The World, The FBI Now Turns To Noelia’s Chocha

18 October 2007, 12:00 PM. By jessie.soto

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The chocharama continues. Noelia’s father-of-the-year Topy Mamery, in yet another act of paternal love, has surrendered a copy of Noelia’s video (the one released on the internet this summer featuring her engaging in sex acts both frontal and backal) to the FBI for investigation. He hopes the FBI will be able to determine whether Jorge Reynoso, the alleged distributor of the video, committed a criminal act by posting the video online. Mamery, presumably with a straight face, said:

As a responsible citizen and Noelia’s father it was my duty to surrender all the evidence and information to the authorities, and allow them to process it if they deem so necessary.

We’re sure the able hands of the FBI will “process” that tape with due diligence. Ewwww.

En manos del FBI vídeo de Noelia [El Nuevo Dia]
Noelia coverage on Guanabee

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  1. (+1)
    Diego wrote

    Is Chochagate appropriate, considering that Vane Hudgens’ chocha is also out for all to “process”?

  2. Daniel Mauser
    (+1)
    carnitas wrote

    @Diego: I am with you man Chochagate sounds more appropriate. Although Chochathon says neverending.

  3. (+1)
    ella wrote

    uh…which this is.

  4. (+1)
    pocho_guey_al_norte wrote

    Chocathons end after 26 miles, or something like that…so why not a permanent space in guanabee that can be called ‘Chochalandia’?.

  5. (+1)
    chavela wrote

    vagina…its a vagina.
    saludos.

  6. (+1)
    Diego wrote

    Vagina, eh. too common. How about panocha?

  7. (+1)
    pocho_guey_al_norte wrote

    @Diego: Too Mexican…and Central American.

    @chavela: well, um…yes…but it’s so…scientific. When was the last time you heard a Latina refer to her vagina in colloquial spanish outside a medical clinic?

    Let us concentrate on usage here!

    But on to the topic: who’s really winning in all of this, the Feds or Chochelia?

  8. (+1)
    Billy Clinton wrote

    Oh my God it started all over again!

  9. (+1)
    Tony Sanchez- Gangster wrote

    Is there a tape of Yolandita with Chochelias former boyfriend?

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