ThursdayOctober042007

They Made A Jesus (Gay) Porn

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Here’s one way to get super famous, super fast: cast the Messiah in your latest gay porn. It worked on us! This just in from a tipster:

Dark Alley Media’s Matthias von Fistenberg [Ed. Note: Is that his Christian name?], never one to shy away from controversy, is now taking on perhaps the biggest institution of them all – Jesus Christ himself – in his latest movie, Passio.With films known for bringing a biting wit and kinky gay sex edge to current events (including the award-winning Mutiny and political parody Gaytanamo), the notorious director has gone back 2,000 years to re-imagine the Son of God as Dark Alley Exclusive Danny Fox, out to bring his love to all mankind. Whether tied to the cross, causing problems for Pontius Pilate or turning the Last Supper into a Feast of Flesh, he’s sure to inspire legions of men to kneel in worship.

Well, he’s sure to inspire legions of blogs to write about him anyway. The movie ships October 17 (Prebook now!) and you can view the trailer (So NSFW!) here. Then you can go to confession here.

Passio — October Prebook Sale! [Dark Alley Media]

Comments

I love Guanabee, i always have..but to be honest im kind of disappointed..as a Gay Latino and a Catholic i find this offensive. One can be from another denomination or an atheist without making a joke out of another person’s beliefs..thats just fucked up and what’s even more fucked up is that one of the writers at Guanabee was trying way to hard to be controversial and write about this Porno in a funny and lighthearted manner..i know you guys at Guanabee are always sarcastic and funny but sometimes when it comes to personal beliefs (like religion) some subjects should be left alone….

Did I miss the joke?

Guanabee is good at jokes..if not the best..but i didn’t catch ne here

i didn’t see anything offensive either…

@Massimo: Massimo, tranquilo. The only joke is that someone made this movie. Te quiero, papi.

okok…u know i love my Jesus….Years of Catholic school and an overbearing Catholic mother got me riled up….lol

I think the only way we at Guanabee will ever know if this is offensive is if our boss buys us a copy. Then we can play it over and over again. In slow motion.

Go for it.

talk about receiving the body of christ.

didn’t find anything wrong with this post. it’s not like you pointed out how well hung he was or anything.

I watched a long preview during a night of intimacy and while I did feel dirty it was titillating. We have to take this all on the chin (and the ass and the mouth and even the eye), like many of the apostles in the movie did).
All gay porn is offensive, if only because of the sets, costumes and dialogue. Thanks Guanabee!

@ El Guapo Fag: Thank you for making me shoot wine out of my nose when I read your comment. The blood of Christ is splattered all over my Mac now. Blasphemous!

I know you are trying to funny Bosrican and El Guapo Fag.But your sarcasm is sort of odd and kind of creepy here…im not a devout crazy Catholic..im a gay man, i love sex, i love all the things that you probably do…but why take someone elses personal beliefs and make a joke out of it?…in addition Pornos like this give the gay right even more spark to the craziness of the “Religious Right” in this psychotic country to point to us gays and call us evil, etc etc… a stupid porno like this could make some of the work we do for gay rights go to shit cause well be labeled as “sinners,blasphemous,evil”…Porno is great..but why mock religion in the process, even if you dont believe in it??

  • i meant RIGHT*****, not Gay Right lol…(line 4)…typing fast and didnt notice

Ok Massimo - lets compare how many times you have walked to Selma, DC and any Mexican border town. Ok, I win, calmate.

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