Hey LA: Do You Park Like An Asshole?

On the internet, everyone’s an expert, but the original experts have been driving around behind the wheels of cars for decades. Like George Carlin said, (and we paraphrase), “When you’re in the car, everyone going slower than you is an asshole. Everyone going faster than you is a maniac.” Enter youparklikeanasshole.com. The site that helps you let others know that, well, it’s kind of obvious.

The site contains printable citations that you can carry around with you in your car and hand out at your leisure. But even better than that, it’s got tutorials for the recipients of those citations should they decide to visit the url (which is handily printed all over the citation):

OK we all know how cool your car is and now we know how cool you are, but do you need to take up two spots so no one dings your doors? Come on your car is not that cool. Park like the rest of us and stop thinking you are above us with your domestic POS or extreme import.

youparklikeanasshole [website]