We never thought we would write this but chochas have never been so exhausting. In the latest installment of Noelia’s Chochathon, Topy Mamery is suing his daughter Noelia and her boyfriend Jorge Reynoso for defamation and libel for $15 million. According to the Mamery’s lawsuit, Reynoso has damaged Mamery’s reputation in the press and the media by claiming that Mamery was the person responsible for the dissemination of the video. We’re telling you, all this damn cliternet chochanovela reportage is making us go without poontang for weeks.

Demanda Topy [El Nuevo Día]