Jennifer Lopez Wants Everybody To Know She’s A Private Person, And Pregnant

Pregnambivalent Twin-breeder Jennifer Lopez [Ed. Note: Girl is pregnant, right? That bump ain't no double-heaping of mofongo, right?] unironically shared her secrets to leading a private personal life to ever-so-private People Magazine. She says: “You don’t have to go where everybody goes; there are a million other places that are great…” Presumably that includes Madison Square Garden, where she performed this weekend with her husband Marc Anthony. La Lopez said:

We established early on that our relationship was not for public consumption. When we’re out there, it’s ’cause it’s part of our work, but you won’t catch us hanging out at some random place with paparazzi following us ’cause we don’t let them.

Except when they do let them. Nothing says hush-hush like spilling your beans to People magazine.

Jennifer Lopez: How Marc and I Guard Our Privacy [People Magazine]
Image: [AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams]