Comments on: Jesus Christ Statue Now Available In Mexican

By: cletus buxter

cletus buxter — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:19:43 +0000

kiss my mexican ass

By: mm

mm — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:00:06 +0000

awesome! i shall order now!

By: pocho_guey_al_norte

pocho_guey_al_norte — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:55:04 +0000

@mm: I may have an answer to your very hidden question. “Contemple la navidad afro-americana.”:http://www.itsablackthang.com/AfricanAmerican-Nativity-Scene.htm

Magnifico, is all I have to say.

By: mm

mm — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:28:15 +0000

this reminds me of this black hood in Inglewood, CA who has Christmas light decorating contests every year…. All the plastic light up Santas on the roofs and plastic nativity sets (Jesus, Mary & Joseph and 3 kings) and nutcrackers etc… are all black. I dont know where they buy them but they’re all black. i thought that was pretty cool. like black barbies and black cabbage patch kids..

By: MrsZ

MrsZ — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:11:08 +0000

To eatingraoul: Get over it. In case you didn’t know, this is guanabee.com, not Newsweek, MSNBC, or any other moderately credible news source. (And I say that in the most positive way, guanabee.)

By: Boozr

Boozr — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:12:32 +0000

Sometimes I feel too tall among my fellow Mexicans and I’m only 5′11”.

By: Bosrican

Bosrican — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:46:13 +0000

OMG, Pocho. I have a serious cholo-crush on you. You rock! I laughed so hard at that.

By: pocho_guey_al_norte

pocho_guey_al_norte — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:37:38 +0000

@Diego: You didn’t know?…it’s all the genetically modified corn, beans, and chile at the Olvera Street fruitstand that Exxon, United Fruit, California Growers, and Home Depot scattered throughout Mexican communities in the U.S. and Mexico about 50 years ago that started to make Mexicans grow taller! They wanted bigger, stronger workers to exploit (coz the Olvera Street fruit stand people were bought off by the fruit company…). All with mixed results of course.

Unfortunately compa, you got some of that same stuff my six foot grandfather, my uncle, and my 5 foot 10 self have. They got us, those bastards…

Please, just love the enano Jesus. El necesita nuestro amor y adoracion.

By: Diego

Diego — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:50:36 +0000

I’m Mexican and I’m six feet… so are my dad, brother, and uncles…. what the hell?

By: pocho_guey_al_norte

pocho_guey_al_norte — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:21:45 +0000

Liberation theologians have been on this for decades now, so no really new thing, other than the fact that it’s just so tacky (that chosen image, that is).

But this doesn’t come close to the fiercest of the fierce Chuy images ever: “Quetazlcoatl Christ.”:http://www.trinitystores.com/.php/catalog.php4?image=86

Finding stuff like this makes me glad I forked over $32K in 1996 dollars to attend a Catholic University.

By: el smrtmnky (6ft in flats)

el smrtmnky (6ft in flats) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:07:45 +0000

the catlickers just want to appeal to all races and markets (kinda like High School Musical is being done in a bollywood versrion).

god is in the details but jesus christ is in the spreadsheets.

By: La Cindy

La Cindy — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:57:52 +0000

Hey eatingraoul: No problem. We live to serve.

By: pocachica

pocachica — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:35:33 +0000

Was the idea of a Mexican Jesus taken from Convenient theories for the Catholic Church Weekly?

By: eatingraoul

eatingraoul — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:27:54 +0000

hey guanabee, thanks for perpetuating those racist cliches!