Hey Los Angelenos, want to live inside Britney Spears’ Malibu home? Surprisingly it’s suddenly available to lease for a steal! (Okay, $9 million.) There’s an option to buy in 6 months, but considering the current situation in that area, there may not be much of it left by the end of this month. And obvs. some clever real estate reporter thought so, too with that topic line. “Hot Property” indeed. Stay classy, LA Times.

Spears gets a new lease, Malibu style [LA Times]
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