A Mexican priest was pulled over in Monterrey this week for drunk driving and proceeded to try and beat the snot out of a cop. After a police officer confirmed he was wasted, the priest allegedly threw some punches, lunging wildly like a crazy Christian during a rattlesnake worshiping ceremony. (We so saw that on the Discovery Channel once.)

“The individual became very violent because they were going to tow away his car. He attacked a policeman and was taken away,” said transit department spokesman Hector Lozano on Thursday.

Obviously this dude was at misa all day long, chugging Jesus-juice like a cholo guzzling a Mickeys at his abuela’s bbq.