Ninel Conde: Trashy Bikini Bride

Ahhh, weddings. We love to imagine a young lady’s fancy turning to thoughts of her perfect day before she even knows what happens during the wedding night. She talks to her mom and friends about that special pre-copious honeymoon moment when she will be united with her partner for eternity. [Ed. Note: Ewww, Daniel. This is not Penthouse Forum.] The latest in a long line of virginal maidens to walk down the aisle is Mexican “actress” and “singer” Ninel Conde. Featured in the latest issue of TVyNovelas, Conde recently tied the knot–in a bikini. We have no words except, for maybe one: trasssshhaaayyy!!! Girlies, don’t get married in a bikini its bad for your skin. The ridiculous pictures after the jump:

SE ACERCA LA BODA DE NINEL! [TV y Novelas Print Edition]