





Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Lopez refuses to bring her concert tour to Boston because of the painful memories that she associates with the city. And no, they have nothing to do with the Red Sox, the indecipherable Boston accent, or clam chowder-induced explosive diarrhea. According to a “friend”:
Jennifer has very bad memories of the city […] It’s where Ben Affleck proposed to her and where Ben is from.
We spoke with Puerto Ricans in Boston [Ed. Note: OK, just one: Bosrican] and they’ve never been happier to live in Boston than now. Thanks, Ben!
Jennifer Lopez refuses to play Boston because of Ben [Celebitchy]
Image: [AP/Tim Larsen]

If Jennifer Lopez is not taking her tour to certain cities “because of painful memories” associated to former boyfriends, that pretty much knocks out most of North America. And probably all of Denmark.
Posted by Latin_Princess | October 23, 2007
Are you kidding?
I guess she’s still bummed out that she didn’t marry her white night.
What a strange woman.
Posted by adriana | October 23, 2007
@Latin_Princess: That’s absolutely brilliant. And true! She would also skip Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Argentina, the Armed Forces, etc…
Posted by Bosrican | October 23, 2007
BTW, what’s up with the super gallina outfit? It’s like Celia Cruz meets Animal Farm. Up the ass.
Posted by comanechi | October 23, 2007