People En Español’s List Of Men Spellbound By Latina Cooch

In an effort to remind their readers of the irresistible power of Latina ladyparts, People en Español has compiled a list of (predominantly white) men who have fallen under the spell of various Latinas. It’s like Jungle Fever, but for Latinas. Is that, like, Poontaco Fever? Whatever, our favorites are after the jump:

Francois-Henri Pinault and Salma Hayek: At least some Frenchmen have good taste.

Tommy Mottola and Thalía: Apparently, Mariah wasn’t Latina enough.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren: We hear it was Jessica’s hilarious sense of humor that attracted him.

Matt Damon and Luciana Bozán: We had no idea Matt’s wife was Latina, but we’re even more surprised to discover she’s part gopher.