Petstumes: A Knife Through A Basset Hound Is Fun For Everyone. Except The Basset Hound, But He Can’t Talk.

Back by popular demand (and by popular demand, we mean Cindy), it’s Petstumes! (We’re seriously thinking of trademarking that shit.) This time of year is the greatest time of year because you have socially sanctioned carte blanche to dress up and humiliate your pets. What could be more fun? Let’s then, shall we?

This little guy on the left looks like he’s got a bit of a headache. Awwww. If we’re lucky, maybe he’ll bite his owner.

The pup pictured below is exhibiting something of a split personality. Part dog, part super nerd who reads gay books.

We’re not sure if this dog is dressed like a raver or Flo-Jo, but either way there are drugs involved. Party!

This probably doesn’t qualify as a costume, but we’d love to feed this little guy some bean dip and see what happens.