Thanks to a reader who sent us this clip featuring Juanes and an MTV Tr3s VJ whose Spanglish makes even us cringe. (Dude, when all you’ve got is conjunctions, best to stick to English.) In the clip, we see a picture of a new statue dedicated to the “singer” by his parents’ hometown in Colombia. Unfortunately, the town pigeons have their own feelings on the matter. Juanes says its good luck for a pigeon to shit on your head. Which could explain his meteoric rise to the top, cuz it sure ain’t the music.

Earlier: Why We Didn’t Cover The Juanes Record Release