Seems like porn directors are finding it harder and harder (we couldn’t help it) to film chochas in Brazil. AdulyFYI leads us to some pervy director ranting about how difficult it is to film porn in that hotbed of sexiness as he dispels, in full detail, everything someone should watch out for when planning to shoot “Brazilian Badonkadonk V.12”, or whatever.

Let me explain just what your problems are:

First they have three different police forces:

1. The Federal Police, these guys are like our FBI, they govern the airports and most things to do with foreigners.

2. The Civil Police, these guys deal with all of the local stuff, traffic, domestic disputes same as our local police.

3. The Military Police, similar to our swat they go into the most dangerous places and kill people.

All of these guys see Americans as ‘fair game’ and paying off one does not protect you from another. You may have problems understanding this but trust me, Americans are the most hated people in the world, if you can’t get that fact straight in your head you are really fucked!

We look forward to the benefit concert for Porn Directors in Third World Nations from Bono and Angelina Jolie.

Shooting Porn in Brazil is All About Bribery, Extortion, Kickbacks and Performers Ratting Out [AdultFYI]