Puerto Rican Stripper Has The Biggest Package Our Mouths Have Ever Seen
It’s Friday morning, we’re hung-over from one too many micheladas and our monitor screens are way too bright, but that didn’t stop us from immediately perking up when we saw the video above. It’s from a Puerto Rican talk show called No Te Duermas, where they took a break from exploiting bikini-clad women to exploit a certain male stripper that goes by the name “Bulto.” Just in case you only have one-semester of Spanish under your belt, “bulto” means package. And this stripper’s package is the kind we like to see under our trees cum Christmas morning. Santa, are you listening? [Ed. Note: Um, obvs. Gabriel wrote this.]
Bulto, famous puerto rican stripper [YouTube]
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holy cannoli, is there a midget in his SPEEDO?!
but really, if i’d carry that bulto it would def break my back.
Posted by gatita79 | October 12, 2007
¡Ay Mi Madre! indeed. i love the not so subtle symbolism: the giant wood log on his back; actually personifying ‘a rock and a hard place’
@gatita79: not only would it break your back, but your mama’s back, too.
Posted by el smrtmnky | October 12, 2007
I am more frightened than turned on.
Posted by Marco | October 12, 2007
wait a minute
Posted by el smrtmnky | October 12, 2007
ooohhh so no midget just a big ‘ole tumor.
@el smrtmnky: You ARE a smart monkey!
Posted by gatita79 | October 12, 2007
I don’t believe that whole tumor shit. Boricuas are nothing if not chismosos. Particularly the ones with small pingas.
Posted by bosrican | October 12, 2007
… does anyone else thinks he resembles Alex Rodriguez?
And Ladies, width not so much length is what matters.
Posted by *~.:La emperatriz:.~* | October 13, 2007
i don’t know about the tumor, but i agree with the “all balls no cock” assessment. Bulto looks like he’s got bolas de caballo.
Posted by Ella | October 13, 2007
DIABLO! (as a boricua would say!)
Posted by mm | October 14, 2007
I knew someone who had a HUGE bulge like that….only when I asked his girlfriend…..she said it was a HUGE tumor……lol, not that it wasn’t interesting to look at. But this guy, Bulto…..ay, dios mio…….
Posted by el bulto pequeno | August 16, 2008