RottenNeigbor Continues To Bring People Together
12 October 2007, 2:25 PM. By Cindy Casares
We are sears in love with this new site RottenNeighbor. It’s like a window into the angry, racist soul of America. Like this little gem from the Miami area we came across today:
Loud Mouth Cuban
Oh my God, this woman wakes everyone up in the neighborhood on weekend mornings yelling in spic at her kids (really nice kids). She speeds thru the neighborhood and has come really close to hitting some of the neighborhood kids and dogs. This Cuban Bitch thinks she rules the world. No one can stand to be anywhere near her. Nice neighborhood except for her. Arriba, arriba!!
Lou
10/10/2007 10:17 p.m
First of all, Lou, everyone knows, “Arriba, arriba!!” is a Speedy Gonzales thing and Speedy is a Mexican. Let’s get our ethnic stereotypes right. To that end, we’re guessing by the “Oh my God,” with which your complaint begins, that you’re caucasion. (See Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”.) The solution to this problem is obviously for this Loud Mouth Cuban lady, (and really, is there any other kind of Cuban lady, Lou? Come on, if you can’t hack ‘em, what the fuck are you doing in Miami?) to get in her car and mow you down, Lou. All the while yelling in spic such things as, “I no see jew in the day! Jew rrrr too e-gwite!” This rant of hers should be turned into a reggaeton dance mix and placed on Barack Obama’s website. That shit will definitely score him the win. And when they play it at his inauguration, loud mouth Cuban women from all over Florida will dance La Bamba on the graves of Lynrd Skynrd. Arriba, Arriba and God Bless America.
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“We live life Loud and Proud! AZUCAR” - My favorite Loud Mouth Cuban Bitch
Hilarious! I want to see more of this! Oh, racism, you think it’s dead and gone but then it always comes through when you need a few laughs…
Btw, I must confess my undying love for Guanabee, although I have (regrettably?) not a drop of latin@ blood. That bulto dude? MADE my day.
no shit dude. if all you have are quejas about cubans, maybe (just maybe) miami is not the place for you.
ps the obama reggaeton has my vote. for sure.
So I went and typed my zip code in Queens and I found some jewels.
I”nvaders from third world stinkhole of Ecuador somehow scammed a mortgage and bought the house next door, a two family. They proceeded to move 100 people in and blast loud, awful Spanish music all day. They also block the driveway with their piece of shit Sanford and Son looking van.”
“Apt 3F at st Avenue in Astoria is full of the biggest bunch of disrespectful scumbags in the world. First off we are talking 4 people - 2 parents - 2 kids in a 400 sq ft one bedroom. Now this may come out bad but these are latin american immigrants with no respect. Never put a carpet down or decorated but can afford a 50″ inch plasma - music at all hours of the night - children running around. The building is new construction and noise travels - they didnt care - I am so happy to be away from this scum”
nothing dishy in my hood, but i guess one of paris hilton’s neighbors aren’t too happy.
_Constant partying, and poparazzi everywhere. Loud music and drinking every night. Not a good neighbor to have. You pay this kind of money to live here and have to put up with one of the worst neighbors ever!_
I feel sorry for my neighbors cuz I party almost every weekend except when the cruda is so bad I wait a week. They can call the cops, bang on my walls, scream like a pinche loka, but fools you don’t faze me. I bet them Korean neighbors love it when we start dancing banda y norteño in my little living room which happens to be next to one of their bedrooms. I would invite them over but they always act like they got a chop stick up their nalga. My message to mis queridos vecinos koreanos, go eat a perro!
While all of this information is entertaining to read, it may not necessarily be precise. If neighbors are already at each others throats, what makes you think that they wouldn’t elaborate to make their rival neighbor seem evil?
LMFAO @ Booze. you sound like some of the boys i went to college with. how they got a degree, i’ll never know….
Sounds like me, and I’m already 33 and got 2 chamacos.