TuesdayOctober092007

Scorned Ex-Miss Universe Gracefully Accepts Stork Ambassadorship For Jennifer Lopez

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Since Jennifer Lopez is being all cocktease on us about her pregnancy it was about time somebody took matters in their own hands. Marc Antony’s ex-wife Dayanara Torres has publicly confirmed what Jennifer Lopez has not: home wrecker JLo is preggers, y’all! According to PopCrunch, Dayanara is quoted as saying: “I suppose they’re going to be very happy.”

Dayyum! Don’t mess with a boricua with a tiara!

Marc Anthony Ex Dayanara Torres Confirms Jennifer Lopez Pregnancy [Pop Crunch]

Comments

Um, hello. I think that stork is still on her head.

The quote is actually in refrence to her saying that she supposes her KIDS will be happy.

Oh also, can we not call Lopez a homewrecker when it was Marc Anthony who had the obligation to his marriage? What can we call him? Besides being staggeringly fortunate with women?

fucking creepy works for me, di.

She is ugly. J Lo much is prettier.

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