Sneak Peek At JLo and Marc Anthony's Offspring Physiognomy

Nothing excites us more than knowing that JLo is breeding and bringing a couple of JenniferLopitos into this world. God knows Ricans don't breed enough already. Anyhoo, after countless hours using the most advanced, genealogical technology to try and decipher what Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's babies will look like [Ed. Note: OK, we spent 6 minutes typing shit into Google], thankfully, someone figured it out for us. Gollum + Jennifer Lopez = Genetic Brilliance. Morph of Gollum and Jennifer Lopez [Morph Thing]