MondayOctober152007

Sneak Peek At JLo and Marc Anthony's Offspring Physiognomy

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Nothing excites us more than knowing that JLo is breeding and bringing a couple of JenniferLopitos into this world. God knows Ricans don’t breed enough already. Anyhoo, after countless hours using the most advanced, genealogical technology to try and decipher what Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s babies will look like [Ed. Note: OK, we spent 6 minutes typing shit into Google], thankfully, someone figured it out for us.

Gollum + Jennifer Lopez = Genetic Brilliance.

Gollum and Jennifer Lopez Faces Combined Together -

Morph of Gollum and Jennifer Lopez [Morph Thing]

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Me. Estoy. Cagando. De. La. Risa.

not a good day. i need a drink…

http://www.zonalatina.com/Zldata300d.jpg

I think el smrtmnky fell on his enter key.

you know, you really should warn us that kind of shit is coming up after the jump… i think i’m gonna have to sleep with the lights on tonight.

smatmnky…intellichago, intellimono…are you OK?

Wake up! It’s gone now. It was only a pircture!

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