Dramatic smackdowns are to telenovelas what a bowl of frosted flakes with leche condensada is to breakfast. In other words, they are the epitome of everything that is good in this world. And they make you slightly nauseous for a several hours after digestion. Watch these clips and bask in a mosiac of the finest moments in televised history. Also, keep an eye out for an ill-fated man who found a way to make bolo ties even more cheesy.