This email we got regarding a new gay porn adventure show on The Discovery Channel called “Last One Standing” really caught our attention:

Okay I checked out Guanabee and did not see an entry about this new gay favorite. And you know how it goes. If the fags love it America will soon follow. I went to three parties in the last week and it was ALL the fags could talk about.

Apparently, the series takes six Western, male athletes and immerses them in training and living side-by-side with the most remote tribes in the world all in preparation of “representing their host tribe in raw and intense competition.” And all, of course, with their shirts off. In the above video, two of the competitors, Brad and Mark, discuss how the show brought them a greater understanding of different cultures. With their shirts off.

After the jump, (and not to be missed!), our emailer gives us the gay episodic breakdown of the show:

Episode 1: Kalapalo Wrestling - Brazil

Premiered Oct. 4 at 9 p.m. ET/PT

My Version First: 6 hot guys from various athletic backgrounds dressed in their underwear wrestle each other and native tribes from Brazil at their tribal games. Before the ceremony and competitive match, the three best athletes are ceremoniously scratched (all over - wink) with piranha teeth and then the tribal men rub salt and chile into their bleeding wounds. So far Rajko and Richard are fan favorites. Very Hot and easy on the eyes.

Discovery Channel’s Version: The competitors venture to the Brazilian jungle on a quest to wrestle with Kalapalo warriors at the Festival of Death, where wrestlers compete for their village’s honor. First, however, they have to prove themselves worthy to compete — an ordeal that involves being scored with razor-sharp piranha teeth. Our athletes are trained to take part, but only a select few can secure a place on the village team.

Episode 2: Zulu Stick Fighting - South Africa Premieres Oct. 11 at 10 p.m. ET/PT

My Version First: Six hot men with sticks hit each other and other men. There will be bonding.

Discovery Channel’s Version: In South Africa, the six men live in the traditional village of Nqekwane and take on the Zulus in the deadly sport of stick fighting, an event where bloodshed and death are never far away. The athletes have to go through initiation ceremonies and take magic potions to find the skill and courage to fight at a Zulu royal wedding.

Episode 3: Tarahumara Endurance Race - Mexico Premieres Oct. 18 at 9 p.m. ET/PT

My Version First: Six hot and sweaty men will race through Cooper Canyon in sandals. Gay’s are waiting to see what native sandals look like and foot fetishists have been blogging for weeks in anticipation. Plus there are snakes - girl!!!

Discovery Channel’s Version:The competitors are put to the test, trekking high into the Copper Canyon region of northwest Mexico to run a marathon-length race against Tarahumara Indians, some of the greatest natural endurance runners in the world. And if running at high altitude weren’t tough enough, they discover that to compete they also have to wear local sandals and learn to kick a small wooden ball over a snake-infested canyon course.

Future episodes revisit Brazil and then its off to the Andes. I am still not sure what the “last one standing” will win but who cares. It’s eye candy disguised as competitive athleticism, and the gays could not be happier!

All kidding aside it is a good show and it does give viewers and the athletes an intimate look into parts of the world removed from civilization.

Last One Standing [The Discovery Channel]