US Weekly Scoops The Worst Kept Baby Twin Secret In America

Hey everybody, US Weekly has the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez is looking like she swallowed a camel lately. It turns out she’s having twins. Who could have seen that coming? Not us. No sir. We thought she was just getting fat. Says Yahoo! blog OMG!:

Us has confirmed from multiple sources that Lopez is about four months pregnant with her first child. Or children — a source tells Us Lopez’s mother, Guadalupe, 61, “is proudly telling people she’s having twins.”

The 38-year-old singer-actress, who has long expressed her desire to have both career and kids, is ecstatic about the news.

“It’s a dream come true,” a Lopez source tells Us. “She and Marc are over the moon.”

Uh…needle scratch. “A Lopez source?” Boy are they gonna be embarrassed when it turns out to be a stomach tumor. (God forbid, obvs.)

Jennifer Lopez: Yes, She’s Pregnant [OMG!]
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