Well, In Cuba, This Website Would Have Been Carved From Diamonds
Hi, babydolls. I’m very excited to be a part of the glittering internet quinces that is Guanabee. As a Miami-born Cuban, my formative years smelled like agua de violetas, tasted of guayaba pastries and guilt, and looked a lot like a spikey-haired Catholic high school boy dancing with glow sticks at a house party while wearing khaki pants. Yes, it was all very traumatic. But hopefully I can work through the pain to keep all of you laughing, thinking and firmly grasping onto your glow sticks. If its got anything to do with quinceañeras, chongas, Mexican telenovelas starring ridiculously good looking people in skimpy school uniforms or any musical artist that might feature a woman in a bikini gyrating on the hood of a Mercedes, I’ll be on it like… well, like a woman in a bikini on the hood of a Mercedes in a reggaeton video. Pero, like, you know. Super classy. Many thanks to Daniel and Cindy for allowing me this awesome opportunity. They’ll continue to put the “can” in Mexican and I’ll do my very best to put the “best associate editor ever” in Cuban.
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
I am crying of happiness. (snot, snot)
Posted by Daniel Mauser | October 29, 2007
Guelcome!!!!!
Posted by Bosrican | October 29, 2007
Hey Guanabees, I trade you one of our Alexes for your new Alex.
Posted by My Favorite Squadron | October 29, 2007
@My Favorite Squadron
Hey ese. You calling me out vato? Don’t make me get shy girl to come after you.
Anyway, welcome Alejandrita!
Posted by El Chingon | October 29, 2007
Bienvenida!
Posted by Diego | October 29, 2007
A chongalicious what up to you, Alex.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | October 29, 2007
Aw, you guys! Thanks.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | October 29, 2007
You’re cute, so, uh… just get on the hood of the car already!!!
Posted by Age | October 29, 2007
welcome to the bloggio,
Posted by el smrtmnky | October 29, 2007
Welcome, Alex!!
Posted by Latin_Princess | October 29, 2007
Ah cabron, y esta bonita para acabar de joder…
I just found this site last week and damn, does it keep getting better and better.
Posted by Dan. | October 29, 2007
hot. cuban. ham. sandwich.
Posted by jorge rios | October 29, 2007
That is one foxy ass lady. She can put some Cuban in me anytime she wants.
Posted by Marco | October 29, 2007
Sooo cute. Love your bangs!
Posted by anita | October 29, 2007
Totally love the bangs! Welcome nena!!
Posted by gatita79 | October 29, 2007
Oh, yay! Based on that description we might be the same person… Represent!
Posted by fulanita | October 30, 2007
Y’all are too sweet. Really, thanks for the warm (and, in some cases, kinda dirty and sticky) welcome.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | October 30, 2007
Gueno; firstly, its kinda nice and all to have a little, you know, Cuban in the family…no? Gueno…I’d say alex is …like…a fresh wind of air? No? Gueno, like, well (oops, I mean) gueno, love you guys…and I really mean it two.
Posted by Cris | October 30, 2007
alex is so toadily hot, i mean im her brother, butt like
i only see her once or twice a year, so i guess thats makes us like, less related?
Posted by doodoobrown | October 30, 2007