Why We Didn't Cover The Juanes Record Release
In answer to the dear reader who emailed us this:
So, Juanes has a new CD out, available on iTunes (and probably in stores too, but I mean, come on), and I’m so sad I didn’t know. My first question was “Why didn’t Guanabee tell me???” So, a tip? If you do that sort of thing?
Our Editor-in-Chief has taken a special interest. (I.e. some things just set her off and we are powerless to stop her.) And so we present:
Why We Didn’t Cover The Juanes Record Release, By Cindy Casares
- um…#1: Vomit.
- #2…Are you seriously fucking asking me this question?
- #3…Can I kick your ass?
- #4…What? Casey Kasem didn’t tell you first?
- #5…Please don’t ever make us have to have this conversation again.
- #6…Carlos, make us a martini. We don’t care if you are in fucking Spain. We said make us a goddamn martini before we hit someone.
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
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Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
hahahahaha! love it. that shit is swill.
Posted by ella | October 24, 2007
Am I allowed to at least have a little crush on Juanes? Maybe a little one? I promise that when we watch his videos the volume will be muted.
Posted by Bosrican | October 24, 2007
OMG!! Guanabee… you hurt… my heart.
Posted by Marco | October 24, 2007
And sure. Let’s fight. Girl, hold my earrings!!
Posted by Marco | October 24, 2007
I got the vaseline!
Posted by gatita79 | October 24, 2007
I kid because I love. (But seriously, Marco, that shit will rot your brain.)
Posted by La Cindy | October 24, 2007
Marco’s going to end up tearing a weave out and choking someone with it. Maybe his own, maybe himself.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | October 24, 2007
haha. it’s kinda like how i feel whenever people bring up mana (ie: mana’s playing next week, aren’t you excited!). i’ve learned to be a good sport about break their ill conceptions of what makes up good latin alternative (or for that matter, music in general) with a small concession (yeaaahhhh……i’m not a huge fan, but i do like one or two songs…).
Posted by bordersound | October 25, 2007
haha. it’s kinda like how i feel whenever people bring up mana (ie: mana’s playing next week, aren’t you excited!). i’ve learned to be a good sport about breakING their ill conceptions of what makes up good latin alternative (or for that matter, music in general) with a small concession (yeaaahhhh……i’m not a huge fan, but i do like one or two songs…).
Posted by bordersound | October 25, 2007
OMG, you guys cover a crappy reggeatonie’s bout w/ illness but you don’t cover Juanes? and og dude singing og music??? wayyyyyyyyy confused over here. that’s like talking about tacos but not burritos when talking about mex street food. music is music.
Posted by mare | October 25, 2007
Thank you.
Posted by dlab | October 25, 2007
I agree with Mare. You cover much crappier shit than Juanes. Don’t hate, the man has paid his dues.
Posted by Mando | October 25, 2007
@mare: If a disease tries to kill Juanes, we will definitely be all over that shit.
Posted by La Cindy | October 25, 2007
Come on…Sprint didn’t pay all that money to buy him out for nothing! Next time cover him…
Posted by ilatina | October 26, 2007
Guana should have covered his album release regardless of personal taste. When you sell your site as the “it all” of Latino Affairs then you need to represent more than your personal interest or you loose credibility yourself.
Posted by Jacqueline (a.k.a. Jax Noodle) | October 27, 2007