Hey, hey, sports fans. This just in about the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker sex tape rumors:

From what I have heard so far, is that the tape features a look-a-like of Eva. This seems to be a marketing plan of a Celebrity video company who put out a bunch of torrents so people can download it. When the user downloads the torrent ant tries to play it . You asked to licence the video.. They know if your a real perv., you’ll pay to unlock it. and you’ll get an Eva Longoria look a like OK , you’ve downloaded the clip and realized it’s fake . What now? Nothing… Your screwed. There is no one to complain to because it wasn’t a legal download. You’re a dumbass…

Fortunately, Eva’s fans have no problem with that connotation.

Eva Longoria Sex Tape on the web [Blogowogo]