Your Eyes Have Been Saved: The Eva Longoria Sex Tape Is A Fake

1 October 2007, 2:15 PM. By Cindy Casares

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Hey, hey, sports fans. This just in about the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker sex tape rumors:

From what I have heard so far, is that the tape features a look-a-like of Eva. This seems to be a marketing plan of a Celebrity video company who put out a bunch of torrents so people can download it. When the user downloads the torrent ant tries to play it . You asked to licence the video.. They know if your a real perv., you’ll pay to unlock it. and you’ll get an Eva Longoria look a like
OK , you’ve downloaded the clip and realized it’s fake . What now? Nothing… Your screwed. There is no one to complain to because it wasn’t a legal download. You’re a dumbass…

Fortunately, Eva’s fans have no problem with that connotation.

Eva Longoria Sex Tape on the web [Blogowogo]

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  1. (+1)
    Churrasco wrote

    Unless she’s made up with a hooker-approved amount of make-up, watching an Eva Longoria sex tape would probably serve the opposite effect to your penis.

    Eva Mendes, however… where’s my credit card?

  2. (+1)
    el smrtmnky wrote

    a fake eva longoria is about as real the actual eva longoria, right?

    my apologies: it’s now eva longoria _parker_

  3. (+1)
    jerry wrote

    actually, there is an eva sex tape! it’s real!
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

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