We figured we needed a little balance on the site, given the high volume of scantily clad ladies we’ve had around here lately. So, with that in mind: Happy 29th Birthday, Gael! We tried to send you a gift...

A Honduran landscaper was viciously mauled by a German Shepherd in Princeton, New Jersey. Princeton residents, however, agree a dog that would shred a person up like some ropa vieja is worth a little more than some brown dude....

It’s Friday and we’re only a couple of hours away from imbibing ourselves into a Spanish Harlem stupor. So, how about a nice game of Mexican Hat Catch to help us pass the time before we can spike our...

You know those moments, right at that time when night and day meld into an eerily quiet twilight, when you find yourself all alone in your queen-size bed, clutching your knees to your chest and silently mouthing “No one...

“Ugly Betty” star America Ferrera won the Best Actress award at the ninth Family Television Awards, with “Ugly Betty” taking the prize for Best Comedy. America has previously won Emmy, Golden Globe and SAG awards for playing a pretty...

VIA MACHOCHIP: Apparently there’s still some grief on the part of Oscar De La Hoya’s camp about those provocative Drag shots released a few months back. De La Hoya’s attorneys have released an agreement signed by Milana Dravnel—the notorious stripper/photographer—stating...

Two men working at Hillary Clinton’s New Hampshire campaign offices are being held hostage by a man who, reportedly, has a bomb strapped to his chest: Shortly before 2 p.m., police officers had taken positions across the street from the...

In other news regarding buxom blonde women of whom we weren’t previously aware, model Sabrina Rojas shares a little too much information in the pages of H Magazine: -I just finished filming a six-episode miniseries for Playboy TV. It’s...

Chilean Senator Guido Girardi has compared the Japanese government’s insistence of whale hunting for scientific purposes to Nazi scientists’ experiments on humans during World War II: “The Japanese should not be the Nazis of the present time; only the...

The New York Times’ “Dining & Wine” section features a recipe for a drink they call “Spanish Harlem.” Sounds positively other wordly. What’s in it?: 3 ounces bourbon, preferably “Maker’s Mark” Three dashes “Angostura” bitters 1 ounce “Pedro Ximinez”...

Fighters + Lovers is a Danish company that sells t-shirts featuring logos of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) and the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC). Not happy with just offending people, the owners of...

A new study shows that second generation Latinos in the U.S. tend to speak more and better English than their first generation parents. Like, duh! Beesh, we know we speak English so good: The classic pattern, reported by the...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Penelope Cruz received an award at last night’s Spanish Institute’s Gold Medal Gala, held in New York City. Our invitation probs got lost in the mail. While she swathed herself in yards of electric blue fabric and a big,...

Chilean professional sex worker Maria Carolina has become a national celebrity after auctioning off 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children’s charity telethon. Her pledge was originally shunned by telethon organizer Mario Kreutzberger a.k.a. Don...

Rodney King, the former cab driver who was videotaped being assaulted by LAPD officers back in 1991, was shot while crossing a San Bernardino street. TMZ weighs in on the incident: King called Rialto police just before midnight to...

Actors Sean Penn and Danny Glover are among several artists and activists penning (Ha! Sigh.) a letter to Washington asking for the elimination of travel restrictions on U.S. and Cuban artists: “We are writing you as representatives of the...

Well-seasoned Miss Puerto Rico, Ingrid Rivera, is still insisting that her evening gown, bathing suit and makeup brush were sabotaged with pepper spray during her recent beauty pageant. And nothing makes for a better case against an unknown mace-wielding...

Riddle us this, beaners! What do you get when you mix: Maracas + Sombrero + Hitler + Meme + .WAV file + Sean Connery + Mexico = El Mariachi Hitler, of course! El Mariachi Hitler [YTMND]...

Tired of Luciana Salazar yet? Too bad. The Argentine “glamour model” is a woman who wears many hats. Very little clothing, sure, but a good amount of headgear. A look at Luciana’s Wikipedia entry, which seems, curiously enough, to...

Manuel Jesus Cordova Soberanes (who, because he is made of magic and unicorn tears, has transformed his name from the “Jesus Manuel Cordova” that appeared in initial reports), the man who saved the young boy whose mother was killed...

Our new friend Luciana Salazar, who may or may not be the star of a new sex tape in which she becomes a human profiterole, seems to have an enemy. Argentine TV host Viviana Canosa, who has the hottest...

VIA MACHOCHIP: In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock...

Actor Andy Garcia, uncle of Jackie Garcia, the girlfriend of murdered Washington Redskins player Sean Taylor, has a few words to share about the football star, whom he regarded as a member of the family: “His heroic action on...

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us....

Bolivar and Jessica Puyol, a young Latino couple living in the San Francisco Bay area are happy that their community is so gay diverse, because it will help teach their two little boys lessons about tolerance for all different...

A new study by the University of California San Diego revealed that the rates of sexually transmitted diseased among Mexican prostitutes who have sex with gringo johns are higher than those who do not. Orale! The unfuckable American men...

The LAPD is searching for a couple involved in a lottery scam targeting Spanish-speaking people in predominantly Latino neighborhoods. The man and woman approach their intended victim, all who have been Spanish-speaking women, and ask them to cash in...

Lately we’ve been noticing this brownish dude in the background of all the club scenes on “The Hills.” We didn’t pay much attention until Spencer Pratt’s evil sister (is it odd that she looks exactly like his fiancée, Heidi?)...

Morrissey is threatening British music magazine New Musical Express with a lawsuit over a scathing story they published about him in this week’s magazine. In what their website calls, “his most contentious interview in years,” they allege he spoke...

Miss Ivy Queen, she whose life is comprised of so much more than sailing on yachts and wearing glamorous leotards, is definitely fierce. And fabulous. Which, you might be aware, are words often used in describing drag queens. Or...

Our favorite politically-minded rednecks are back, and they’ve got a burning question for Republican presidential candidate Tom Tancredo as he prepares for CNN’s Republican debate. Tancredo, as you may recall, is the notoriously anti-immigrant senator from Colorado. And, frankly,...

Singer Christina Aguilera is the cover girl for the January issue of Marie Claire, proving nothing is sexier than a parasitic life form lying in wait within an engorged uterus. Says Aguilera of her spermination: “We were planning on...

Actress Eva Longoria tattooed her wedding date, VII VII MMVII, on her wrist. She married basketball player Tony Parker over the summer… and will totes probs divorce him in the near future. “Love” tats are a death knell to...

Tired of another Wednesday night spent singing into your hairbrush in front of the bathroom mirror? Us either. But we suggest you left coasters check out NaCo Nights in Hollywood anyway. Because people will gossip less if you drink...

Some police officers in Tijuana have had their firearms confiscated due to an investigation and they have showed up for work armed with, get this, slingshots. It gets better, some of the officers are using marbles as ammo. Nothing...

Police are investigating how, exactly, it was that Miss Universe winner Ingrid Marie Rivera was able to stop crying between her appearances on camera even though her clothes and makeup had been doused with pepper spray: Beating 29 rivals,...

Hide your lawn chairs, pull the couch back into the house and get your Chevy off the curb: it’s time for RottenNeighbor! Today’s dose of xenophobic rage comes to you from sunny L.A: stupid lazy *** mexicans all they...

Last week some of us threw sobriety, Atkins, and genocide consciousness to the wind and celebrated Thanksgiving with other Latinos at our place. Even though our E-vite specified dinner would be served promptly at 7, the only people who...

Race car driver Helio Castroneves and his partner Julianne Hough have won this season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” He’s the shiniest star of them all!: The judging is over and the 2007 “Dancing with the Stars” winner is Helio...

Hey kids, fancy yourself a creative type? Get your ass kicked everyday after school for wearing a black turtleneck in 80º weather? Now’s your chance to find your audience! [Sí] is looking for artists, musicians, DJs, writers and directors...

Is Jessica Alba really more embarrassing than Hugo Chavez? Will Alberto Gonzales wear the crown of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino? Or will People en Español knock him out of the competition first? Only you can decide! Head on over...

This Thanksgiving, we received no less than half a dozen group texts from various friends telling us how thankful they are to have us in their lives. Though we’d received the odd New Year’s Eve text in years past,...

We were saddened by reports yesterday of the death of 24 year-old Washington Redskins player Sean Taylor who was gunned down during a purported break-in at his home in Miami, Florida. Turns out the girlfriend and mother of his...

Venezuelan President and never-shutter-upper Hugo Chávez summoned Pavel Rondón, the country’s ambassador to Colombia, back to Caracas, exacerbating the existing rift between the two countries and their leaders. Duh-rama!: Chavez turned on [Colombian] President Alvaro Uribe Nov. 25, calling...

Penelope Cruz and that other one her sister, Monica, are set to star in the music video for their brother Eduardo’s new song, “Cosas Que Contar.” Cute! They will be playing porn stars. Somehow less cute! Now, we’re not...

Our little brown hearts have sorely missed the White Stripes! The video for their new flamenco-tinged single, “Conquest,” features bullfighting, stabbing, gouging, a bored girl and a guy in tight pants. Just like many a first date we’ve been...

As part of our never ending, compulsive consumption of food, we are constantly scouring the city internet for the perfect places to, say, chase down a taco truck. But sometimes we get tired of tacos. Or we get issued...

Oddly-headed blogger and Celebrity Fit Club contestant Perez Hilton pooped his pants while on the treadmill. Wait… “Celebrity?” Bullshit. [Gawker] Speaking of which, the judge in a celebrity photo agency’s case against Perez for copyright infringement thinks his countersuit...

An art installation at London’s Tate Modern museum by Colombian artist Doris Salcedo has managed to injure 15 people since it was unveiled about two months ago. Museum goers have been tripping over and falling into Shibboleth 2007, the...