Actress Jessica Alba graces the cover of this month’s Estylo magazine. What is Estylo magazine? Who knows! Why is Jessica Alba on its cover, she who has had a bit of a history downplaying her Latinaness (her father is Mexican) in order to land better roles in Hollywood (like the role of, say, Dane Cooke’s Girlfriend or some chick named Layla in the groundbreaking television series “The Love Boat: The Next Wave”)? Who cares! She’s about as interesting as clipping your toenails while listening to Coldplay. What we’re interested in is why the magazine decided to intentionally misspell “Estilo.” Why do people still think spelling something differently is automatically edgy or hip? What guanabees, man.

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Hollywood’s Hottest Hispanic Actresses [Estylo Magazine]