





Singer Christina Aguilera is the cover girl for the January issue of Marie Claire, proving nothing is sexier than a parasitic life form lying in wait within an engorged uterus. Says Aguilera of her spermination:
“We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?”
Super Sperm it’d have to be. It’s quite a long way down from the tonsils.
Christina Aguilera “Revealed” in January 2008 Marie Claire: Aguilera Tells All About Her Blissfully Happy Baby Story [Market Wire]

“Super Sperm it’d have to be. It’s quite a long way down from the tonsils.”
not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Posted by loubatie | November 28, 2007
true. according to roughly 100% of every guy i’ve been with, it also does wonders for your skin. and hair.
Posted by piruli | November 28, 2007
Dang, Chrissy you aint gotta be sexy all the damn time! Give it a rest.
Posted by pocachica | November 28, 2007
YUCK! I’m so sick of that skanky poser!
Posted by rebekah | November 28, 2007
Is the jacket supposed to make this tired, naked-pregnant-lady-cover trend new?
@rebekah: shocking.
Posted by ella | November 29, 2007