WednesdayNovember282007

Pregnant Cover Girl Christina Aguilera Loves The Power Egg

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Singer Christina Aguilera is the cover girl for the January issue of Marie Claire, proving nothing is sexier than a parasitic life form lying in wait within an engorged uterus. Says Aguilera of her spermination:

“We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?”

Super Sperm it’d have to be. It’s quite a long way down from the tonsils.

Christina Aguilera “Revealed” in January 2008 Marie Claire: Aguilera Tells All About Her Blissfully Happy Baby Story [Market Wire]

Comments

“Super Sperm it’d have to be. It’s quite a long way down from the tonsils.”

not that there’s anything wrong with that…

true. according to roughly 100% of every guy i’ve been with, it also does wonders for your skin. and hair.

Dang, Chrissy you aint gotta be sexy all the damn time! Give it a rest.

YUCK! I’m so sick of that skanky poser!

Is the jacket supposed to make this tired, naked-pregnant-lady-cover trend new?

@rebekah: shocking.

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